The Geography of a Woman
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or
Australia.
She is half discovered, half wild and naturally
beautiful
with bush land around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or
Japan.
Completely discovered, very well developed and open to
trade
especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or
Spain. Very hot,
relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or
Argentina.
She may have been half destroyed during the war but
can still be
a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or
Iraq.
She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes.
Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or
Canada.
Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically
unparallel
but the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or
Mongolia.
With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no
future.
After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan.
Everyone knows
where it is, but no one wants to go there.
The Geography of a Man
Between the ages of 18 - 70 a man is like Cuba - ruled
by a dick.
